Occupy Springfield, IL. shows you how to make Sidewalk Chalk, sometimes called “Freedom Chalk,” or as we like to call it “Schock Chalk.” Why do we call it that? Well, we had a certain Congressman picked as a target at the time we were shooting this video, and it just seemed fitting.

In an amazingly ironic twist of fate, the next evening our host in this video, Drew, was ticketed with another man for using this chalk. This perfectly LEGAL chalk! Charges were later dropped by the city.

After the ruling of Citizens United vs. the FEC declaring corporations as persons it was high time for Corporate person-hood to find a wife. With his hording of money and trampling of individuals, who better for Corporate person-hood to marry than Lady Liberty? After all, he’d long ago taken her from us, why not make it official?

It’s Charlie The Unicorn done as a spoof and political satire!